the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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best-of-funny:

jakemalik:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

X

simplydalektable:

aslushwazhere:

#I told him not to do that. I told him. When I get him home I’m going to show him what his mouth is for.

That tag omfg

livid-righteousness-badgers:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

full-blown-mania:

I WANNA GET THESE BEES OUT MY TEETH

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

thatcrazywhoviangirl:

irenydrawsdeadpeople:

tom-hiddleston-just:

#First I thought he was in the TARDIS #And I was like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON?’ #Thor as new companion

OH MY GOD YES

I APPROVE THIS

“This adventure…I like it. ANOTHER!”

Someone should write a fan fic about this

englishmajorhumor:

I can’t, I cannot

I really really just can’t

Oh, but here I am

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story-dj:

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash